My Funny Cleaner

I am lucky that labour is cheap here, and I can afford a cleaner who comes in every week. He came highly recommended, and for good reason.

So he comes in for the first time, and asks to see my cleaning equipment. I show him my mop (it's one of those cool ones that have a wringing twisting thing so that you don't have to wet your hands wringing it dry - which is precisely the reason why I bought it).

He goes "No Mam, your mop no good"
Me: "Why? What's wrong with it? See it even has this wringing thing" (I was still very proud of my purchase)
Cleaner : "No Mam, that mop very small, so very slow, no good. It will take very long. Also you don't have wiper??"
Me: "Wiper? What is that?"

Cleaner makes some gestures - he means this fancy thing that can push water out of the way I think.

Me: "Err No, no wiper. (note also my very poor english - this is what I am relegated to in daily speech)
Cleaner shakes head. "No problem Mam, i will buy for you all new, no problem, I will bring next week. Also you need Clorox"
Me: "Hmm Ok fine" (feeling a little hurt, kinda reminds me of my mum when she comes to visit and says all the stuff I buy is not useful for real cleaning!)

Then he asks to see my other cleaning stuff..apparently my broom and dust pan pass the test, and so does my toilet cleaner and floor cleaner.

So he proceeds to clean while I leave the house to do more interesting things. I get back and this is what I find:






Do you see the pattern?? No wonder he comes so highly recommended, this guy is obsessed with not only cleaning but also arranging things in ascending order. I LIKE!